We are Custard's Royal Army. That means we're bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter than you are. If we lose to you, it's because we did it on purpose to gain a strategic advantage. We were hand-picked by Custard Herself to operate under Her Name spreading fear and stamping out stupidity and dimwittedness throughout all of the world. She is Power, and We speak for Her. Stand aside, or be destroyed.

Asphyxiate.

Jojo Pumpkin.

Justicar.

Keg O War.
That is, if he gets off his lazy ass and buys the game.

The Lorax.

Mr Silverblood.

my wife.

Pig Benis.

Sluggy.